User:Robomonkey

This person is God

This person is the one and ONLY Creator of Uncyclopedia and everything else.

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PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!

This page is a piece of crap. The author acknowledges this fact.

Well hello there <insert name here> i see you have found yourself to my userpage! now unfortunatly I cannot let you leave considering what you've already seen but im bored so im going to talk to you first about myself! well first off, im on a campaign to remove the Ori and American Empire from existence!

And I am also currently trying to learn to speak newspeak

oh, and i almost forgot while your here I need you to remember that...

I AM TEH ROBO-MONKEY MASTER

This is an actual picture of me

Well im off to Vandalize edit some articles for the better!

Oops I forgot silly me you will fall through a trap door and into the gas chambers any minute now ta ta

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