User:Risviltsov/Not Stonks

Monday, March 2, 2020

Meme Man, internet economist and historian.

The Internet - Well-renowned historian and economist Meme Man has posted on his Twitter profile "not stonks", as an observation made about the stock market. He followed up his comment with "not good". This is following a recent correction in the stock market that has seen the Standard & Poor 500 drop by 14% since February 20th, just 10 days ago, probably caused by the coronavirus outbreak that originated in Wuhan, China.

"invest in pharmaceutical companies; they will stonks" according to Meme Man. "i have 5000 stonk in GSK", he posted, showing a picture of his brother in a goop factory in the same post. The comment garnered 1,733 likes in 24 hours.

We interviewed Meme Man for comment.

Interviewer (me): "What's your strategy for this turbulent time?"
Meme Man: "don't trust Orang."
Interviewer (me): "Who's Orang?"
Meme Man: "he drank my BEPSI."
Interviewer (me): "Ah. What else?"
Meme Man: "invest in good stonks."
Interviewer (me): "What are the good stonks?"
Meme Man: "pharmaceutical companies - moderna, gilead sciences."
Interviewer (me): "Alright. What do you see could happen to travel companies?"
Meme Man: "not stonks"

We asked him for comment on if this will impact Donald Trump's re-election chances but Meme Man was getting tired and needed a good SITT.

Orang, who is blamed for spreading coronavirus.

The Centers for Disease Control, the US-based, federally-funded leading health organization, has found that the main spreader of coronavirus is a creature that has had some contact with Meme Man himself; Orang.