User:Ribamar

“I've fucked the mother of this guy 23 years ago, since then, I've got no more deaths. So, this guy can edit Uncyclopedia.”

– Oscar Wilde on Ribamar

“At some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilized races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace Ribamar throughout the world.”

– Charles Darwin on Ribamar

"I wonder when the smooth things of life come after a storm, like that light pee after the strongly made shit."

- Ribamar on Himself

First of all, I'd like to Thank Mr. 80.171.11.33, for helping me put that blink announce on Content-free.

and after all... nothing.