User:Ratzilla
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.
"A dog's mouth is cleaner than a humans!" - local drunk upon seeing Ratzilla
Ratzilla is much like a rat, only bigger - he gets bigger the more randomness he finds, the only way to stop Ratzilla growing is to cut of his supply of randomness - which often results in him shrinking down into a more controllable size, although in this weakened state he is known to randomly steal your left shoe, eggs and small mammals and/or infants - usually for consumption.
Random Ratty Facts
- rat rhymes with fat, sat, pat, frat but not waffle.
- Ratzilla is not related to Godzilla.
- Ratzilla spelt backwards is Alliztar.
- rats are awesome, the awesomness can not be denied for once one is awesomeified one can not be unawesomeified by any means short of impalement with a spaghetti fork.
- Ratzilla likes to chew things, this is neither random nor funny.
- Ratzilla is also a rat - again, this is neither random nor funny.
- these facts have become tedious and reek of spam - thus must now end.
