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The Absolutely Huffable Kitten is the laboratory made opposite of the Non-Huffable Kitten made as a breed to sell for 1 Billion US Dollars each by the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement. The reason it will sell so high is that it can be huffed many times without losing Huffability. This means the kitten will not die when huffed, but instead will keep health and steal all of the person's money and send it to the AKHM with the name of the huffer so the huffer can be assimilated.
Reason of Creation[edit | edit source]
The Anti Kitten Huffing Movement created this kitten to receive the names of all the Kitten Huffers in the world and to get money to support the underfunded AKHM and the Non-Huffable Kittens gigantic paycheck. This kitten returns the the AKHM's headquarters to give the stolen goods and names of the Kitten Huffers.
Biography[edit | edit source]
The Absolutely Huffable Kitten is a black cat and gives bad luck to all of its huffers. (Read everything above).