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Atari Pong[edit | edit source]

Atari Pong (full title Kyōretsuna Shiawasena Tanoshii Tenisu or 強烈な幸せな楽しいテニス if you're into that sort of thing) is a ninth-generation console manufactured by faceless corporation Atari to signal their triumphant return to the gaming industry after an unsuccessful attempt to penetrate the demanding novelty condom industry.

After the success of their eighth-generation gaming system, the Atari 7800, Atari's CEO and chief shit-flinger Hercules Apollo Aries Baer-Miyamoto announced Atari's resignation from the video game industry, citing lack of funding as the reason.