User:RandomDie/Game:Ultimate Fishing/Fish07

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Cute at everyone's eyes, except atheists, and Jimmy Carter.

You have caught a swamp rabbit! Aww, ain't it a cute little guy? Coochie, coochie coo!

What? You just heard it hiss? That's riculou-- Hey rabbit! Stop biting the fisherman's face off! No that's not right! He's not Jimmy Carter, well he looks like him but still, shoo, go away!

Are you alright? Well you chipped a tooth, both of your eyes are bloodshot and parts of your hair have been ripped off, but other than that your okay! Now let's get to the weighing!

Length is: 5'38"

Weight is: 5.92 lbs.

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