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The Westbro Baptist Church C.D. box set[edit | edit source]

As part of their major ongoing Mission to alienate every minority(especially Jews), majority(espeecially Fags), and sorority, (especially those Beta Gamma Gamma bastards) other than themselves the Westbro Baptist Church (WBC) have released a new C.D. Box set, in association with Time Life.


The Informercial[edit | edit source]

'Moaning Old Bastard Classics' The Limited edition WBC, Compact Disc collection featuring Fred Phelps

"A classic set of compilation CD's from a moaning old Bastard." (Rolling Stone)

- Listen to those old time family favorites such as, "Liz Taylor is a Jew bitch slut",
-Romantic memories including, "Vile fags swarm around quilt like maggots",
-and who could forget, "Save the Gerbils"

So order now, for just 39.95 you can get this unique boxed set


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And if you order with your WBC Credit card you can get this free bonus CD,‘Throne of iniquity’
-that includes everyone’s favorite hit, “The Queen of England is a Fornicator”

Coming Soon To a Soapbox Near You

Not available in stores

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See also[edit | edit source]

Bibliography[edit | edit source]

Pat Boon; The Secret Diaries; Utah Universiy Press 1965
Nostrodamus; Me Thee and Dupree; Penguin, Kingston Upon Hull, 1255
Wikipaedia; http://en.wikipaedia.org/wiki/incest 3rd June 2005
Time Life Magazine; BeachGirls edition; October 1997