User:ROAR

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“ROAROAROAROAROAROAROAR.”

~ Me

“ROAROAROAROAROAROAROAR.”

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OH GREAT[edit | edit source]

Who am I? What am I? What is my perpose in life? What the hell am I doing here on top of Mount Everest? What am I going to do now? What the---

ROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAR!

Great. Now we got one crazy elephant charging towards me. Hey, little elephantie, don't panic.

ROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAR!

Now now now, no running in the corridors---oh, I mean mountains. And especially if you are saying ROAR at the same time.

ROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROCRASH.

LOL[edit | edit source]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Told you not to run in the mountains and say ROAR at the same time. You have became a dancing elephant.

This is what would happen if you run in the mountains......

Time For Questions[edit | edit source]

What is my name?

Well, as my fate is so weird that I just appeared on top of Mt.Everest with a crazy elephant saying ROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAR, let say my name is ROAR.

What do you do?

(After a long trek from the mountains, ROAR enters a room and gets into a conversation with a mirror.)

Hello! My name is ROAR!

Hello! My name is ROAR!

Please don't repeat what I say. I also want to be a webpage editor!

Please don't repeat what I say. I also want to be a webpage editor!

Oh DAMMIT!!!!!

(ROAR punched the mirror and can't pull his fist back. He looks around and is amazed to find himself in a messy computer room. Actually, destroyed is a better word.)

Hey, what's happening?

Oh, there's a name tag on my chest---I'm a webpage editor! Horray!!!!!

Me. In case you have forgotten me is ROAR.