User:RKO
RKO a.k.a OKR but reverse![edit | edit source]
SCHWARZPOWER!
ZOMG ITS RKO!
Facts about "Teh RKO" : In Soviet Russia, Man may only shave 3 times a year!!.
RKO theme tune is: "Yellow Submarine" by the beatles
Polka's mum got raped by JKO and RKO was born.
Had a dream about a goat and a horse that he cannot get out of his mind.
Gets secret messages from his royale HAI!ness, Burger King.
Will not play as chinkie guy on BF2.
Likes to fuck up GOD TS along with his sidekick, Sarge Polka.
Is horny on a guy called "Polka".
Plays BF2142 at least once a year.
RKO likes to draw people with his love pencil.
Was cryogenically frozen for 1888 years, and revived uses EoD's medic syringe"
Likes to dance to Haddaways "WHAT IS LOVE...!".
Does battle in TS with dark wizard king, Jo0st Liebregts.
Watch Polka Kick George W. Bush in the balls along with 69 jews.
Once flew an F-18 into a womans sexy area.
Is in Jail for raping a goat (Innocent, i tell you!).
Is a former member of North Korea.
Built a tunnel from Korea to Caketown, and met Polka in 1921.
Was born in 1263. Died NEVER.
Likes TonyThriller
YOU MAY FONDLE THEE!.
Threw a grenade into a house of schoolchildren during Vietnam
Has met Snoop Dogg.
Can spit 85 metres.
KOREA, BITCHES! Glorious Republic of Korea Koreastan, WTF? | |||||
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| Motto: "HAI!" | |||||
| Anthem: ("Korea, 2nd Greatest Country in the World") | |||||
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| Capital | Old place | ||||
| Largest city | SOMECHINKIETOWN | ||||
| Official language(s) | Korean, Leetspeak | ||||
| Government | COMMUNIST! | ||||
| supreme leader | Polka | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Vietnam Eddie, JKO, FKO (not woman) | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | In 2008 from those fascist pigs | ||||
| Currency | In soviet russia, money pays you! | ||||
| Religion | (To Follow) | ||||
| Population | -3.15 | ||||
| Major exports | Rice | ||||
| Major imports | Hardcore German Pornography | ||||
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| Personal info | |
| Nationality | Soviet Norwegian |
| Date of birth | November 7, 1917 |
| Place of birth | CAKETOWN, Soviet Norway |
| Date of death | probably NEVER! |
| Place of death | NEVER |
| First Lady | Himself... |
| Political career | |
| Order | Gunnery Sergeant |
| Vice President | Burger King and Borat |
| Prime Minister | n/a |
| Term of office | 1917–FOREVER! |
| Preceded by | Uranus |
| Succeeded by | Himself |
| Political party | Polkan |
| Penis nickname | n/a |
Polka has a house/palace in the Glorious Republic of Kazakhstan
The first thing RKO says to a dog.
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Cheesecake said : lol
Teh Polka is developed by the USSR.
Polka has nothing to do with Muse, although i will post this:
Come ride with meeeee through the veins of history....I'll show you how god, falls asleep on the job. But how can we win? When fools can be kings, don't waste your time or time will, waste....you.