User:R. Daneel Olivaw/articles/Fire at Will
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
“Why do people keep attacking me with firearms?!”
"Fire at will" is an order issued to people with guns when they're supposed to fire as much as they please. This order is seldom used because policemen fire as they please whenever they want to, examples including "hold your fire", upon which anybody carrying the gun would just fire at whoever had spoken the order, regardless whether their name was Will or not.
Because of people taking it for granted that anybody commanding a ceasefire will be shot, nobody has tried to stop people shooting stuff at people. As a result, there is now no control over what people will do with firearms. As a consequential result of that, Germany got excited and started millions of wars, which it promptly lost.