User:Qzekrom/Zekrom
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Zekrom (Japanese: ゼクロム Zekrom) is a Pokémon known for its awesomeness and ability to launch amazing bursts of electricity. It is the official mascot of ...
Creation[edit | edit source]
Zekrom was whipped into shape when Chuck Norris had sex with a mysterious white pony from God. Some of his sperm was accidentally contaminated from the other time he raped a tractor trailer and the result was unfortunately about 51% mechanical.
See also[edit | edit source]
- Arceus
- PlayStation 3 and other platforms that support Zekrom
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