User:Qzekrom/Zekrom

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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Zekrom. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.
Aww... aren't Reshiram and Zekrom so cute??

Zekrom (Japanese: ゼクロム Zekrom) is a Pokémon known for its awesomeness and ability to launch amazing bursts of electricity. It is the official mascot of ...

Creation[edit | edit source]

Zekrom was whipped into shape when Chuck Norris had sex with a mysterious white pony from God. Some of his sperm was accidentally contaminated from the other time he raped a tractor trailer and the result was unfortunately about 51% mechanical.

See also[edit | edit source]

Construction.svg This is a subpage in Qzekrom's userspace.
But let's give it a chance. Please don't place an ICU tag on this page, as I will probably finish it later.

If you think this article could use help, then make whatever changes you see necessary, or tell me on my main talk page.
Health Warning: ALL DISCOURAGING TEMPLATES FOUND ON THIS PAGE BY CUTE ZEKROM WILL BE REMOVED ON SIGHT!
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