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fr-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
Tofu-datasheet-1.jpg This user is a vegan and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein.
This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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So hand it over . . . NOW.
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LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
4:20 This user likes to smoke weed.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.