User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Jordanhillticketmeditate

Zork whip

Mededipotatotion	Score: 35	Moves: 35
> meditate You meditate for five consecutive years. How you manage to meditate for that long without eating, sleeping, drinking, or going to the bathroom, you don't know, but do video-game characters generally need to do those things? You finally achieve Pasta Oneness and you ascend to Monstirvarna. There you are torn to pieces by a Mu Miyah, a bout of avian flu, and a demon-possessed alpaca. *** You've been crucified *** Would you like to exorcise equivalent, exorcise a swallowed escape pod, or exorcise this escape pod of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit