User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Jordanhillticketmeditate

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 Mededipotatotion Score: 87 Moves: 87


> meditate

You meditate for five consecutive years. How you manage to meditate for that long without eating, sleeping, drinking, or going to the bathroom, you don't know, but do video-game characters generally need to do those things?

You finally achieve Pasta Oneness and you ascend to Monstirvarna. There you are torn to pieces by Nikola Seceroski, a Bakali, and an Azrac.


*** You've been trapped under a glass dome ***


Would you like to pilot quick, pilot a proved boo-ook, or pilot this boo-ook of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):