User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Jordanhillticketmeditate

Zork Random

Mededipotatotion	Score: 4	Moves: 4
> meditate You meditate for five consecutive years. How you manage to meditate for that long without eating, sleeping, drinking, or going to the bathroom, you don't know, but do video-game characters generally need to do those things? You finally achieve Pasta Oneness and you ascend to Monstirvarna. There you are torn to pieces by a Leonin, a Hobbit, and the Viacom V of Doom. *** You've been eradicated *** Would you like to crystallise huge, crystallise a earned exit sign, or crystallise this exit sign of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit