User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Jordanhillticketmeditate

Zork Random

Mededipotatotion	Score: 3	Moves: 3
> meditate You meditate for five consecutive years. How you manage to meditate for that long without eating, sleeping, drinking, or going to the bathroom, you don't know, but do video-game characters generally need to do those things? You finally achieve Pasta Oneness and you ascend to Monstirvarna. There you are torn to pieces by a Hobbit, a Bangaa, and a Keron-jin. *** You've been eviscerated *** Would you like to anglicanize ineffective, anglicanize a absolved gasoline, or anglicanize this gasoline of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit