User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Jordanhillticketmeditate

Zork Random

Mededipotatotion	Score: 51	Moves: 51
> meditate You meditate for five consecutive years. How you manage to meditate for that long without eating, sleeping, drinking, or going to the bathroom, you don't know, but do video-game characters generally need to do those things? You finally achieve Pasta Oneness and you ascend to Monstirvarna. There you are torn to pieces by a Rawulf, a Mesmerdean, and a Helmaroc. *** You've been hit by a wrecking ball *** Would you like to glug magma, glug a cured huffed kitten, or glug this huffed kitten of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit