User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Jordanhillticketmeditate

Zork houseplant

Mededipotatotion	Score: 66	Moves: 66
> meditate You meditate for five consecutive years. How you manage to meditate for that long without eating, sleeping, drinking, or going to the bathroom, you don't know, but do video-game characters generally need to do those things? You finally achieve Pasta Oneness and you ascend to Monstirvarna. There you are torn to pieces by a Gronn, a Paratroopa, and a Darkings. *** You've been curbstomped *** Would you like to balkanize hopeless, balkanize a ablated arthritis, or balkanize this arthritis of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit