User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Jordanhillticketmeditate

Zork round house

Mededipotatotion	Score: 88	Moves: 88
> meditate You meditate for five consecutive years. How you manage to meditate for that long without eating, sleeping, drinking, or going to the bathroom, you don't know, but do video-game characters generally need to do those things? You finally achieve Pasta Oneness and you ascend to Monstirvarna. There you are torn to pieces by a Vala, a Mutant Android, and a Devourer. *** You've been covered in tar and feathers *** Would you like to geld pimpalicious, geld a wanked reindeer, or geld this reindeer of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit