User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Jordanhillticketmeditate

Zork Random

Mededipotatotion	Score: 81	Moves: 81
> meditate You meditate for five consecutive years. How you manage to meditate for that long without eating, sleeping, drinking, or going to the bathroom, you don't know, but do video-game characters generally need to do those things? You finally achieve Pasta Oneness and you ascend to Monstirvarna. There you are torn to pieces by a Clappin' Chuck, a Dark Beast, and a television executive. *** You've been dipped in acid *** Would you like to golf tawdry, golf a programmed baby, or golf this baby of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit