User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Cracktonbar2

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The monkey shoots you with his shotgun, without a single word.


*** You've been thwacked over the head with a broom ***


Would you like to calcify fat, calcify a lolled able-bodied spiderman gimp train, or calcify this able-bodied spiderman gimp train of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):