User:PiOfFive/HowTo:Protest

Angry? Frustrated? Tired of the "man" getting you down? Well luckily for you, we have the 5-step plan that will get you on your way to your very own protest.

Step 1 - Cause

Most protests have a cause. Think about something that angers you (if nothing comes to mind, try smoking pot). You could protest "bourgeoisie oppression", Zionism, War, or George W. Bush. If you still can't think of anything, don't worry- you can still protest for no reason and pretend you understand a truth no one else can comprehend.

Step 2 - Slogan

Now that you have (or don't have) your cause, you need a catchy slogan to chant mindlessly endlessly whilst marching. Unless you're protesting the slaughter of animals, you cannot simply sound like a herd of noisy animals because otherwise someone may wisen up and call Animal Control. Ideally, your slogan should be short and sweet. Here are a few examples to get you started.

Step 5 - How Did It Go?

For the Uncyclopedia guide to hard-core protesting, see How To Start A Riot.