User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/Gooogle (old)

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{{Whoops|Google (company)}} Or maybe you were googling for the meaning of life? try [[University of California|here]] then.

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[[Image:Gooogle.jpg|thumb|left|115px|Gooogle (n=3)]]

'''Gooogle''' (to be confused with [[Google]]) is a [[portmanteau]] of the words "'''goo'''" and "'''ogle'''", and therefore means, literally, "to stare at ooziferous substances".  It also means that you [[misspelling|misspelled]] "Google" again, you idiot.

==Goooooooglization==
[[Image:Goooooooooogle.jpg|thumb|right|182px|Goooooooooogle (n=10)]]

On November 17, [[2004]], Google, in an attempt to preemptively prevent [[copyright]] infringement of their company name, launched a vast fleet of subsidiary websites of the form: 

:http://www.g(o*)gle.com/

for every natural [[number]] '''n''' greater than 2 (where '''n''' is, purely by coincidence, also the number of gratuitous uncovered [[boobs|boobies]] that can be downloaded as [[JPEG]]s from that site).  Unfortunately, this unprecedented action of creating an [[infinity|infinite]] number of [[URL]]s in one fell swoop has permantly overloaded the entire [[internet]] and reduced it to a pile of smoldering rubble somewhere in the middle of [[Colorado]].  A desperate and porn-starved [[Al Gore]] is reportedly working on the problem.

=Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle=
This is a working link. I'm serious. Take a look:
http://www.gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com/ [My God, it's true! Unbeleevable!]

==Free Porn!==
Surprisingly, the infinitely-long URL to Google's premium website "[http://www.google.com/ http://www.goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...]" is still active, and links to copious quantities of free [[porn]].  However, all attempts to access it have led to a slow agonizing [[death]] from terminal [[carpal tunnel syndrome]], in spite of efforts of the [[Mozilla Firefox | Firefox]] Communications Corporation and their top-secret [[%s]] project.

==Gooogle Notation==
The gooogle notation is easy to learn. For example, the Gooogle notation of gooogle is (n)0. In the "Original" gooogle (which is google) the notation is (n)-1, in goo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooogle is (n)12. In ggle is (n)-3.

Now you lets try some new gooogle problems
*Ggle(n)6 = ?
*step 1.- So you put the original ceros(3) and add 6
*step 2.- So now you have gooooooooogle
*step 3.- We are not finished yet, now you add some commas to be easier to count but note that this commas only are used in the Gooogle Notation. This commas are written from right to left. So gooo,ooo,ooogle is your incomplete answer
*step 4.- Now put the equality (the starting problem) and the answer together. So your complete answer is Ggle(n)6 = gooo,ooo,ooogle.

Now you learn the Gooogle notation. But im not going to lie to you. This is bullshit, you will never need it in math or when typing www.go,ooogle.com, nor in your life. But you had some great time reading this, and learning bullshit stuff, if not what the hell are you doing on uncyclopedia?

==See Also==
*[[Google|Ggle,Ggle(n)-3]]
*[[Google|Gogle,Ggle(n)-2]]
*[[Google|Goooogle,Ggle(n)1]]
*[[Google|Gooooogle,Ggle(n)2]]
*[[Google|Goooooogle,Ggle(n)3]]
*[[Google|Gooooooogle,Ggle(n)4]]
*[[Google|Niral]]
*[[Google|Nial]]
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