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Jaundice is a natural condition, common amogst 17-30 year old males, causing the skin pigmentation to turn a satisfactory violet/blue colour. Jaundice is perceived in many folk stories as an aid to good luck, physical well being and, amongst males, an abnormally large penis.
History[edit | edit source]
Originating in the late 18th Century, jaundice has beomce a popular and engaging pass time for modern youth.
Contraction[edit | edit source]
Jaundice does not contract any part of the body.
Cure[edit | edit source]
The condition normally disapears by the age of 33. If symptoms persist a cold bath or shower, or a smart rap with a cold spoon to the bell end is popular amongst school nurses. This has nothing to do with Jaundice, but it is popular.
Symptoms[edit | edit source]
Common traits of janudice sufferers include:
- Having a head.
- Having toes, on at least one foot
- Not being dead