User:Pedro1999a/Jaundice

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Jaundice is a natural condition, common amogst 17-30 year old males, causing the skin pigmentation to turn a satisfactory violet/blue colour. Jaundice is perceived in many folk stories as an aid to good luck, physical well being and, amongst males, an abnormally large penis.

History[edit | edit source]

Originating in the late 18th Century, jaundice has beomce a popular and engaging pass time for modern youth.

Contraction[edit | edit source]

Jaundice does not contract any part of the body.

Cure[edit | edit source]

The condition normally disapears by the age of 33. If symptoms persist a cold bath or shower, or a smart rap with a cold spoon to the bell end is popular amongst school nurses. This has nothing to do with Jaundice, but it is popular.

Symptoms[edit | edit source]

Common traits of janudice sufferers include:

  • Having a head.
  • Having toes, on at least one foot
  • Not being dead