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A lego set that Trump sold to pay for the wall.

The Trump wall, commonly referred to as The Wall, Trump's wall, the Big, Beautiful Wall, and most commonly, the best way to spend over $10 billion, is a failed attempt by Donald Trump to build a border to keep all the brown people out. Initially thought of by Trump to do what Reagan, Bush, Bush Jr., and even Obama tried and failed to do, Trump would try...and fail to do it as well. However, Trump's wall would be notable for pissing off everyone humanely possible, all to get rid of people probably named José. Despite the colossal failure of his ego-motivated plans, Trump would set a dangerous precedent in crowdfunding, creating several accounts on Kickstarter, GoFundMe, and Patreon to spam as much projects promoting the wall as possible. As a result, everyone on the World Wide Web will be spamming your inboxes with advertisements for their Kickstarters in the near future.

In the four years that Trump's wall was built, only 455 miles of the two-thousand mile border was actually completed, with only 50 miles actually being new wall. Despite that, as was mentioned before, it caused a shit ton of money to build, greatly reducing the credibility of a president whose campaign claimed to reduce the budget. As a result, Trump's team tried everything to reduce the costs so his supporters could be remain ignorant. These include: building it out of all the promises he's made and broken,[1] including a free account to watch episodes of Breaking Bad,[2] and pleading the Mexican government to pay for it. All of those failed.

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The type of people Trump's regime wanted out of this country.

Ever since the Mexican-American War in the 1840s, many, ma

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Property owners[edit | edit source]

Mexican drug lords[edit | edit source]

Everyone else[edit | edit source]

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The only part of the wall which worked.

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  1. On this, Trump himself stated, "It's truly the biggest, most beautiful wall, made of the most durable, transparent materials!"
  2. This was in hope that more Mexicans would become drug dealers, boosting up the numbers that Trump ranted about.