User:Overlordzoloft

Uncyclopedia is teh r0xx0rz! Wikipedia is teh gay.

Articles I have contributed to.

• Ronald McDonald
• Cattle prod - Recreational uses
• Cow tipping - I totally rewrote this one, but the admins deleted it due to it being unfunny.
• Educational aspects of porn
• Bob Dylan - rewrote much of the article, because I hate Bob Dylan.
• Calvin Coolidge - he invented the water cooler.
• Voltaire - loved Jews. Supposed to be funny because he was an unabashed anti-semite.
• Machine that goes ping - Meaning of Life, anyone?
• Slobodan Milošević - The page was totally blank, so I wrote some stuff. Staple gun was one of the other colonizations and was so brilliant I had to reference it.
• Braille mouse - Another genius article, but it was missing braille Tesla death rays.
• Stalin - The great binges and purges, rewrote a good portion of the battles with Hitler and Tarzan, added to music career and love life.
• Bumblefuck University - The stuff about the library and the campus dining Halliburton scandal. Oh, and the lampshade factory and installation of showers in concentration camps. Nazi humor.
• Masturbation

My comedic influences include Seinfeld, Aristophenes, and Beavis and Butthead. I write on the internet, so Monty Python goes without saying.