User:Orion Blastar/chronophages

Chronophages are seven dimensional beings that resemble a grasshopper in three dimensions but actually eat up time and space.

We can't show you what a real chronophage looks like so Steve Jobs had Pixar make a less scary, three dimensional version for you here.

History

Chrononaughts aka time travelers have told stories of demon grasshoppers called chronophages, monsters that eat time. Eventually Stephen Hawking revealed them to the public as a figure on top of a clock.

Cartoons

Zorak of Space Ghost Coast to Coast is rumored to be a chronophage. Zorak is actually a Mantis and is a chronobug not a chronophage. The big difference is that a chronophage will eat time, while a chronobug will annoy you greatly and waste your time.

Jiminy Cricket was once thought to be a chronophage but he is too cute to be considered one, but his cousin Jiminy Grasshopper is in fact a chronophage, but was too scary for Disney to put on screen so they went with his cuter cousin instead.

In Phsyics

3D image of what a chronophage looks like if it was made into a time eating clock.

Some think that black holes are chronophages, and Stephen Hawking discovered chronophages while studying black holes. A black hole is a hole in our universe while the chronophage is a parasite that eats time.

See Also

• Stephen Hawking
• Time
• Corpus Clock
• Demons
• Clock