User:Originalname2/John Entwistle
“I friggin kick ass!”
“John Enwistle friggin kicks ass!”
“OmG, BaSs nOobI ken pwn u lololol.”
John Entwistle (1942-2002) (or something like that,) was in this band called The Who. He was proboably best know for his friggin amazing skills at the friggin bass guitar. Like, the man could make the bass friggin cry for mercy. He is the Roman God of bass. He made some money doing some friggin solo albums, and he had a huge bass guitar collection and a big house and pretty much everything that you'll never get to have because you failed your childhood dreams so friggin miserably.
Summary of Life[edit | edit source]
John was born. John got older. John got a trumpet.(not to be confused with crumpet) He played piano. He met Pete Townshend. He made a bass guitar. Him and Pete joined Rodger Daltry's band. Keith Moon joined. Oscar 'Bitches' Wilde joined. The Band got famous. The band made money and Tommy and Who's Next. He bought a house and shares in Microsoft. Then he toured with the band a little bit more, Then Keith Moon died. Then they got a nu drummer. Then Oscar 'bitches' Wilde quit. Then they stopped making music. Then Entwistle made some solo albums and fought for Uncyclopedia's independence. Then the old band got together again. Then they toured more
Death(In Detail!)[edit | edit source]
The old fart was just getting ready for the next friggin reunion tour (to start the next day) by shooting some cocaine and having sex, he was like sixty something at the time,
Using the formula above, thats alota hurt. Too friggin much for poor Johnny.
Summary of Life (Cont.)[edit | edit source]
He Died. :'(
The End[edit | edit source]
John Entwislte friggin kicks ass!!!!