User:OptimistPrime

AHHHH!!! HURK!!!

Help me, I've managed to regain control of my own mind long enough to...t-ARGH!!1...to tell you that my computer has taken over my mind...I only have...I-

What? Uhhh...LOLZ! Funny joke huh? Hahahaha...ehehhh...riight...all is normal and there isn't any brain control. Besides, how is that even possible? What is this, the Matrix? Lollercoster!

Ignore this artists rendition, I am not controlled by the computer

• run C://>Mndcntrl.exe

• SYSTEM FAILURE ---- REBOOT? Y/N

Y

• System restored

Mind control is of the upmost funny

I mean, for serious. Mind control from a computer is ridiculous. It's like trying to make bread from some kind of yeast substitute...or listening to Sonny and Cher. Computers...HA...I don't even know what those ARE. Ask me any questions about him myself, and I can answer them truthfully.

• Run C://>Program_files/spell cheque/grammernazi.exe

• Checking...

• Mispellings found (1)LOLZ - Suggestions, Lords, Loose, Lose, Los.

Q&A

• Do you play the Guitar?
  • Yes, but I specialize in air guitar.
• Do you like to use the computer to draw stuff (like above)?
  • No, I am much better on real paper (I can use my printer that way).
• Do you swear you aren't a mind controlling computer?
  • 01101100 01101111 01101100 00100001 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01100011 01110010 01100001 01111010 01111001 00100001 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 00101100 00100000 01101001 01100100 01101001 01101111 01110100 00101110 00100000 01010100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100100 01101001 01100011 01110101 01101100 01101111 01110101 01110011 00100001 00100000 01001110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101111 01101110 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01001001 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01001001 00101110 00101110 00101110 01110111 01100001 01101001 01110100 00101110 00101110 00101110 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01100101 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110111 01110010 01101001 01110100 01110100 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101001 01101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 01001111 01001000 00100000 01000011 01010010 01000001 01010000 00100001

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Ummm...

lol?

Anyway, to wrap it up, I am most definitely a human meeting up to all your humanly standards. No suspicion nessecary.

• run big_finish.exe

• BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME

• run bigfinish.exe

• BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME

• run bigfinnish.exe

• Loading......

• ABORT, RETRY, FAIL!

• ABORT, RETRY, FAIL!

• ABORT, RETRY, FAIL!

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• ABORT, RETRY, FAIL!

• MANUAL SHUTDOWN

• POWERING OFF

• IT IS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER...

--OptimistPrime 08:34, 9 August 2006 (UTC)