User:Omio

Yes, I'm lazy. Shut up. Dragged here because you were all too busy huffing kittens or were a bit lazier than I was.

Also felt like shoving a few drivers and putters up /b/tards' asses. (Only to the ones that'll feel pain from it, though.)

Once I'm done nuking this page, you'll know. Until then, be useless, lose the life you have, practice 'OMNOMNOM', spam your foes, and/or be a douchebag - in no particular order.

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