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It is a fashion in the 21st century to have one’s very own Mona Lisa. Da Vinci's workshop can’t keep up with the demand for Monas. Most of the Mona Lisas are made by elves trying to supplement their Christmas seasonal earnings.
For the classic Mona Lisa fan, the workshop offers the Original Mona Lisa.
With all the recent publicity from the movie "The Da Vinci Code", Mona grows weary of all the paparazzi.
In fact, Mona just wishes that she could join the faceless masses who walk the streets.
"The Da Vinci Code" has confused a lot of people who now think that Mona was Jesus.
Mona's self-confidence has grown, now that she has porcelain veneers like she saw on TV.
It's a little known fact that Mona does hand-modelling, but only in Japan, to keep it low-key.
