User:OPOSSUM/svalbard

UNSVALBARD A Would-Be Adventure to Colonize This Most Remote World 3D In the Loosest Sense, Terrible Prototype Version by OPOSSUM

Enter the Igloo of Lag! Read my horrible signs!

You may:

• Spawn at a random location
• Spawn at the center of the map
• Load a saved game

Graphics Mode:

• Lion Master's Phone
• RTX 2080 CPU MEGARAPE CRYSIS 2 REMASTERED ULTRADELUXE (selected)

Things that you may encounter in the strange land of UnSvalbard

Walls (Object ID 1)

Made out of wooden poles. Can cause serious framerate drops due to poor optimization.

Cabins (Object ID 2)

Work in progress.

Bridge Decking (Object ID 3)

Who needs bridges when you can kind of walk on water anyway?

Signs (Object ID 4)

Welcome to UnSvalbard, motherfucker!

Click on signs to read them.

User Portrait Mats (Object ID 5)

Images from Uncyclopedia's official portrait gallery. These images can be used to slow everything down or for the mere purpose of marking your territory.

Ponds (Object ID 6)

Go well with derp whales.

Trees (Object ID 7)

How do they manage to grow here? Yes, that's right. Decades of genetic engineering and careful raising has allowed trees to grow in this godforsaken place.

Little Campfires (Object ID 8)

The only animated object here. Hope it keeps you warm out here in the frigid wasteland of UnSvalbard.

Grues (Object ID 9)

AAAAAAAAA! RUN!!!

Ridiculously Tall Spires (Object ID 10)

So tall that they pierce into the heavens and sodomize angels. (And I might be going to hell for saying that. Hope you see me there!)

Big Moccasins (Object ID 11)

moccasins.

Derp Whales (Object ID 12)

Honestly, I like my whales slightly derpier than this, but it'll do. Put it in a pond to make a Pond Whale.

Ice Tanks (Object ID 13)

You may have driven one of these around in one of my other dumb games, Make it to Ketchikan! Don't get too close, or they'll shoot!

Icebergs (Object ID 14)

Awfully icy. Commonly seen floating in the water, but you could easily put a few on land as well.

Lava Pools (Object ID 15)

Unfortunately, these are currently unable to kill you currently.

Lagloos (Object ID 16)

Lag igloos… lagloos! Once you get close enough to them, they pop into 3D models, causing the game to slow down considerably. But it feels kinda nice to be inside of one, see for yourself.

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Current time in Svalbard: 12:37 AM