My Friend
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Meh, nobody cares about this article.
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This doesn't seem to agree with such key articles as Phillipines, and is therefore not canon.
You can help by adding a circus big-top, some spandex suits, and relevant content.
One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.
This page may contain vanity.
If it does, please ignore anything that involves a non-notable person or group of people to prevent your brains from turning to mush.
“hi 😼”
– my friend, making a factual statement
My friend is a mysterious individual who can only be interacted with via the Internet. Everything he says is to be replied to with "True..." in Morgan Freeman's voice, because everything he says is true.
Nationality[edit | edit source]
The Phillipines The place where my friend lives | |
|---|---|
| Population | My friend lives there |
| Time Zone | too far away :( |
| Internet TLD | .ph |
“it could be worse
you could be Filipino
(me”
– my friend
My friend is from the Phillipines (see above).
Wife[edit | edit source]
“i need my wife”
– my friend
My friend's wife is an individual with no known connections other than my friend.
References[edit | edit source]