User:Norb/UnNews:Trump pardons Diddy

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Manhattan, NEW YORK -- Stating that Diddy was targeted by "the crooked, radical left Democrats", President Donald Trump on (date of pardon) issued a full pardon to the rapper, who he admitted to praising a lot during this time hosting The Apprentice.

This was despite 50 Cent telling Trump that doing so would just be dumb, to which the President responded that Diddy had paid twice of what 50 was offering in $Trump.

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Allegedly, Diddy's lawyers and Ye bought millions of dollars worth to $Trump to be able to attend Trump's memecoin dinner, where they then gave Trump a cassette containing a message from Diddy. Mere minutes after reading this, Trump posted this on Truth Social.

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