User:Nixon
“Nixon's Back from his grave and wants to get rid of all those Dam Hippies”
“Nixon don't care on what you stupid hippies have to say.”
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Nixon's History Hi, welcome to my home page! Anyone can see it if there not hippies!! I have joined here today the 25 june of 2007. I don't know how this stuff all works but I geuss I'll just play along. I mean Its hard to be a Hippy I mean user! yeah user. I Geuss I sould talk about my life its not boring.If you don't whant to listen then scroll down I've got some Images about my life. I was born January 9, 1913 Yorba Linda,California. I grew up in middle class family. My family was poor and my mom was a drug seller she alway threw whiskey at me and my dad would call my mom a fat son of a b***h. My mom and dad finally splilt up. My dad lived in Nashville and my mom in Alanta.The judge found out my mom was selling Drugs and sent me with full custity to my dad. My dad got married to a Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot girl I tried to tell my dad but he was out on his job. So when I was 18 I moved out and joined the army. I was finally ship to Germany were I fought in World War 2. I remember that war. I was this close to killing Hitler. I remember the day I meet him in person. He was right there right in my target I was about to shot him when came to me. "Hey Hitler's not evil he's just like me. He wants to take over the world kill millons of people just for the fun of it."I thought. So I put down my gun and smiled. Then in 1945 when Hitler died I cried. "that man risked all to be evil" I thought. So I made a promise to be an evil dictator just like him. So I joined politics and became a president. But as all evil dictator president I had one thing to deal with. The Vietnam war. I had to stop communist from taking south Vietnam. So I made a meeting to meet with the President of Soviet Union or whatever it was called. I tried to make a deal but they just didn't want it. So I went to China were I tried to open deals on shipping and taking over all our jobs there. Then with the help of my plans efforts to win the war I lost it. Then it came the Watergate Scandle.Some people say that was cheating and trying to win the elections. I ignored it and went on with my life as evil dictator presidant. But then someone found out and before he could report it on TV I resign. Then my faithful dog Checkers died. So I moved back with my mom and now I'm a coumputer nerd that studies gaming. Sorry about this but I will try to get more images when My Myspace friends stop calling me on the phone till then. D@^^n you hippies!!! |