User:Ngard

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This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.