User:Newman66/Beast Streetwalker Uncanny
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This member is crazy ass psycho and may suffer from ADHD HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!!!! |
Beast Streetwalker Uncanny is a term for anything more crazy than Bat Fuck Insane, including Beastzillas and your mum. They have a diet ranging from Chocolate Mousse to dogs. Being Beast Streetwalker Uncanny can cause behavioral issues such as dictating, virginity, and pretending to be Oscar Wilde. I don't want anyone to be this way, and it can get you in serious trouble.
And, let's continue reading this, if you want to learn much much more about it.
Beastzillas[edit | edit source]
Beastzillas enjoy eating, sleeping and trying to destroy Mothra and Moguera. Unless if you're really suspicious and stupid, you shouldn't want to pick a bone with them and get seriously injured or possibly even KILLED! They act very similar to bronies, except they can eat your poop filled condoms.
Beastzillas were originally made by the King of monsters, but they have instantly gone under an Evilution and tried to dominate the world all the way back then.
Beastenders[edit | edit source]
Beastenders are the exact same as Beastzillas, except they can easily morph and reproduce, and they are a big fan of EastEnders. They would say things like "Hey <insert name here>, why won't you kiss me? But I'm not Irish!". Beastenders originally were created by some virgin scientist who wanted to hybrid human genes with Beastzilla genes, and then reproduced as the town they were created in, they started to destroy the town.
Here's a whole list of the Beastenders that were created:
BeastAnderson: One of the Beastenders that survived the BeastBurninate attack.
BeastBaby: A couple were created, and one of them were killed by BeastGranny's attack.
BeastBalloon: A Beastender that got shot up in the air.