| Adrian Monk strongly dislikes this article. Whilst he may not dislike it as much as many of his top list of fears, such as (in order) Germs, needles, milk, death, snakes, mushrooms, heights, crowds, elevators, disorder, dark, grues, enclosed spaces, dirt, spiders, driving, kebabs, bullies, fire, puppets, tap water, Zombie Jesus, noises, touching, feet, touching feet, flying, beautiful women, Gordon Brown, imperfection, dogs, cats, rabbits, monkeys, bridges, public speaking, flies, slime, tetracycline, rivers, tunnels, caves, dentists, beards, bees, beards of bees, clowns, chickens, childbirth, children, children undergoing childbirth, mice, nudity, risk, wind, fear itself or shit, it's still pretty distasteful. Whether it's grammar, content or simply the fact that it's formatted wrongly, please make sure to do your best to make it even worse.
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