User:NathAnonymous
Capt. NathAnonymous is an aspiring cinemamaker, whose middle name is Earl.
Sidereal Visitations[edit | edit source]
Before arriving on this feeble planet (Earth) he primarily traveled in an enormous opaque space orb. Thus far, his postnatal life tastes farther than an eagles nest & can be washed upto five times without bleach. His post-postnatal life has been filled to the brim with mediumcore dancesteps & Netflix. He disdains the sound of styrofoam, & wishes humans didn't eat eggs all the time. The idea of chewing on embryos has always simultaneously bothered him to the point of making uncomfortable faces upon giving it too much thought whilst gradually giving him an erection.
In all stratocumulusness, Capt. -nymous is quite simply an interplanetary enjoyer of culture, nature, art, absurdity, sur|reality, music, literature, cinemamaking, intercourse, the internet, the color blue & all kinds of noises... he is also a fan of the anti-climactic.