User:Narcissus Black/Skulduggery Pleasant
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“Sshh. If anyone knew about my supehero alter-ego ...”
“Fucking smart-ass.”
“Fucking smart-ass.”
Skulduggery Sparticus Splendiferous Pleasant VIII is an egocentric magic-wielding, gun-toting sarcastic skeleton who denies all claims of being related to Gandalf.
His exploits are detailed in a bestselling bookseries by Mr Pleasant's biographer, Derek Landy. Oscar Wilde has described Mr Landy as his nemesis however this is contradicted by the rumour that Mr Pleasant is in fact Oscar Wilde's superhero alter-ego.