User:NanI
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THÏS ÄRTÏCLË RÄẄKS Höẅëvër, ït nëëds mörë ümläüts. |
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This user is the god of potato famines. |
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Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Some Stuff Cuz NanI???????!!!!![edit | edit source]
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This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish. |
Death Of Thee, Slain By The Knife of Jaxpool[edit | edit source]
The great and noble knight Jaxpool hath killed NanI with his/her lance because NanI is a nefarious evil-doer.
It is a quite night. All is calm as the Sir NanI the Great waits on an open field, enjoying the stars in the sky. Suddenly, he hears a swoosh in the bushes behind him. He leaps up to grab his sword.
NanI: Who arth thou? I know thee arth here. What is thy purpose?
Mysterious Voice: Thy sense arth uncanny.
The Mysterious Voice takes shape as it slowly walks out of the wooded area. It is revealed to be Jaxpool!
NanI: Jaxpool? The assassin Jaxpool? What is thy purpose assassin?
Jaxpool: I should think it is obvious. Thou shall die tonight!
Jaxpool raises his sword and charges in the direction of NanI. NanI manages to block the attack, but Jaxpool was ready with a concealed knife. He quickly stabs NanI, who is merely confused.
NanI: Thy knife shalln't undo me!
Jaxpool: Not yet...
The battle drags on until NanI gradually loses his keen senses. The knife appears to have been laced with poison. NanI collapses.
Jaxpool: 'Tis a shame. Thou were a knight of honor.
NanI: And you haveth none!
NanI closes his eyes, and dies a death of a nobleman.
Jaxpool: May thou rest peacefully now my dear knight. May thou rest...
After taking a long moment of silence, Jaxpool leaves, to continue his never-ending quest for justice, and redemption.
A Blessing[edit | edit source]
Jaxpool uses 
Bless. It doesn't look like much, but be glad he doesn't use 
Kill.
Here is his blessing.
