User:NILTF

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“Sure I'd fuck him.”

~ Captain Sarcasm on NILTF

“Please help me! NILTF has me trapped in a cellar!”

~ a small boy on you saving him

Everything about me[edit | edit source]

So you're walking down the halls of you're High School and see this weird kid. Yep, I'm that kid you're tempted to say "You're a n00b!" to. No, you're not in the Twilight Zone, you want to fuck me don't you? Why you ask? That will all be explained- *choked unconscious*.

Articles to write... I mean type...[edit | edit source]

Last nights chat[edit | edit source]

kool_kid563 Logged In At 10:24 PM
bamf4life92 Logged In At 10:32 PM
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kool_kid563: hey wutz up?
bamf4life92: isnt abby joining l8r????
kool_kid563: who care wutz goin on homie?
kool_kid563: hmmmmmm.......?
bamf4life92: what
kool_kid563: wutz new
bamf4life92: i thugt abby waz guna be heree in chat
kool_kid563: fuc her shes a slut
bamf4life92: ur nevr guna get laid n00b
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abbytehsex5 Logged In At 12:47 AM
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bamf4life92: hey sexy
kool_kid563: wel i guesss id beter go
abbytehsex5: y? stey awhil
bamf4life92: no let em go hes n00bish
abbytehsex5: he may be a n00b but id fuck himm
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bamf4life92 Logged Out At 01:08 AM
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kool_kid563: so wutz goin on? u liek my body?
kool_kid563: hmmmm..........?
abbytehsex5: uh g2g
kool_kid563: ?
kool_kid563: wait
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abbytehsex5 Logged Out At 01:13 AM
awsomdady69 Logged In At 01:14 AM
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kool_kid563: fuc.. abby i wanna fuc u so bad im lonly
awsomdady69: brandon?
kool_kid563: HOLY SHIIT!!!11!! DAD??!1?
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kool_kid563 Logged Out At 01:16 AM
awsomdady69 Logged Out At 01:17 AM

One of my usual ramblings[edit | edit source]

I have no idea why I'm black in this video. In reality I'm an albino.

Awards[edit | edit source]

Click here to see my awards!

Articles worked on[edit | edit source]

(Articles started by N00b I'd Like To Fuck)