User:NFS Kagami Hiiragi

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Other acc: ルーミア (Made the alt since I don't like this username I have right now.)

My fave games: Need For Speed Carbon, Need For Speed Most Wanted, all Grand Theft Auto games, Driver You Are The Wheelman (PS1), Driver 2, Driv3r, Driver Parallel Lines, Rollcage Stage 2, and that's about it.

My fave cars are: Lamborghini, Audi, BMW, Mini Cooper.

Also, i am immortal. I will never die.

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