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| Area |
Time span |
Number of fluffy bunnies |
Effect of fluffy bunnies - or lack thereof - on the area
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| Northern Norway
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5000 BC (approx.) - AD 2009
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None
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Craggy, unsupporting landscape, mostly infested by lemmings. Winters too cold, summers too short. No trees! The only practicable professions in the area: reindeer herder, shaman, hooker
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| Sahara
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5000 BC (approx.) - AD 2009
|
None
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Sandy, unsupporting landscape, mostly populated by scorpions and poisonous snakes. Harsh, dry and hot climate. No practicable professions available in the area
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| England
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5000 BC (approx.) - AD 2009
|
Millions, perhaps tens of millions!
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Alluvial climate, smooth and easily cultivated landscape. Thousands of different professions available - including pimp.
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| Australia
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5000 BC (approx.) - AD 1859
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None
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Different types of landscapes and climates. Professions available: hunter, herder, gatherer, hooker, shaman.
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| Australia
|
AD 1859 - AD 2009
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Millions, tens of millions, HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS!!
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Different types of landscapes and climates. Growing economy, thousands of different professions available, the world's best Academy of fine arts as one outstanding result
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 Female pedestrians ahead; concentrate on traffic! |
 Drunk driving permitted or mandatory |
 Stoned driving permitted or mandatory |
 Prepare to be abducted by aliens |
 Movie shooting ahead, prepare for unexpected stunts |
