User:Multiliteralist/Intergalactic bowel movements

• there could be a lot of astronomical detail sporked from Hubble site or such; some that deals with gases in outer space
• Astroturd uprising!
• UnNews:The ULTIMATE FART JOKE is on us
• Hubble snapping a shot of Jesus on the commode.
• astrophysicists coming to the conclusion that dark matter is angel poop.
• what's the most common line in Star Wars, episode IV?
• "I have a bad feeling about shit"
• We could even tie it in. The Church's failure to blow up the sun leads to NASA finding Jesus on the toilet as an act of, uh, cosmic irony.
• I'll mix that in with the fact that Jesus doesn't like this invasion of privacy. It's by far the Ultimate Cosmic Irony.
• The Ultimate Cosmic Iron Poop