User:Multiliteralist/Genetically Modified Penises

then when someone reacts with an UnNews column (is it safe? or something), the reply would be: "Why not go all green and turn back to actual male penis for your sexual gratification?"
"If you want to live in the stone age."
"People like the author of this column are a terrible risk to an evolving society: they want to have us all devolve back into monkeys wit their anarchistic ecoterrorist ideas"
I think it's time we wrote some green political satire veiled under the shift of crude pornographic cuntfucking

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