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Beiruth[edit | edit source]
The town of Beiruth is in the Ducky of Cornwall, next door to Camborne Vasey. Known for its peace and tranquillity, only slightly marred by the screams and sirens.
History[edit | edit source]
It has history. This is kept in Murdoch house to stop it getting nicked by the kids from the comprehensive.
Culture[edit | edit source]
Since Cornwall nicked the joke about the petri dish, its best to say there is something approximating to "singing". Mostly heard on Saturday night, the main chorus goes "aaarghnogerrofpleasenononononopleasestop!Helpsomeonetheyrekillingme!". As the astute will have guessed, the main sport is wrestling.
Language[edit | edit source]
The local dialect is a variant of Cornish language which is here supplemented by expletives. These are best expressed out of the side of the mouth, the other one to the sagging ciggarette but.
Employment[edit | edit source]
Someone in Beiruth has a job. This person has never been seen, and is believed to spend their spare time shaking in their cellar in case they are found out.
Governance[edit | edit source]
Beiruth is ruled by the Cornish National Liberation Army who have jolly scrapes with the army.
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