User:Mr. Kevin Bell

“I recommend.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Euthanasia

Hello good friend. My name is Kevin Bell. In my homeland I am known as a great worrior and international spelling bee champion. But since I have resided in this country for so long, I have lost my glory. I am offering a small ransom for anyone who may return my glory to me. Also, I used to be funny.

I have written or contributed to many articles, many of which are not funny

I do however, find these self-written articles mildly humorous

• Jacksonville , Florida
• Fiber One
• UnNews:Fiber One shortages spur massive nationwide riots
• Reading
• Teddy Roosevelt
• UnNews:Uncyclopedia Superiors Vote Friends for Featured