User:Mookiemeister/Article about stuff
Hello My Fellow Bored People[edit | edit source]
“ Yo, God, wat up with thee?”
“ Am I supposed to know thee?”
This is MookieMeister - As in Mookie (A cat's name) and Meister (Lord). I am one of many Meister's in this newly endowed generation, born from our creater, Sir Mookie Magnus Meister
This new breed of MeisterMcMookies will give you scabies, the second part of the Great Depression, and the reversal of gravity. The clan of MookieMeisters have yet to develop its powers, as it is still only a new tradition.
Sir Mookie Magnus Meister (Born 1760 - ?) is one of the most well known men for creating the reversal of gravity, simply by burping. His first and only appearance has been in a portrait in a film called Matilda. He is known mainly for beating, torturing and "excorcising" many humans such as his 7 wives, Matilda (age 6), and the Jackson 5.
He praises Uncyclopedia for making him feel less bored by allowing him to see the internet in its true demise, plus all the p0rn.
One of the the most famous Diary Records Sir Mookie made back in 1879 (second famous to Anne Frank -- Dammit!!) whilst babysitting stated:
“ Dear Reverse Under Item Diary (DRUID),It has been known that the Meister records have yet to reach a golden age... However due to one of my 7 wives uncovering my evil plot, and screwing her brother whilst I was creating my genius invention behind my back... I have decided to leave the incestual wife in the gravity reversal room along with six apes and see how things will settle with her.
This would be a fun thing to watch... However I must check on Michael, I've left him locked up in a room with 10 kids. Then I can get wasted with his older brother. Sho' Nuff.
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Therefore I am asking for you people to help my reign happen.
