User:Monkeyhuffer/UnNews:Family of clowns turns out to be abnormal

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Family of clowns turns out to be abnormal, lynched[edit | edit source]

A family living in Chetwynd British Columbia who stand out from other members of the community because of odd attire (clown suits) yet universally accepted turned out a to be completely bat shit insane. Sources report that the family repeatedly douse their clown

nodody huffs their clown suit in THIS town.

wardrobe in Kerosene and guano so they can huff it throughout the day.

Local resident Jimmy Duscho states that the community initially accepted the family eccentric ways, but after several citizens noticed a familiar Oder emanating from their clown noses, it became too much. The family was then ceremonially ushered out of town with the traditional stone throwing, torch and pitchforks ceremony. States one happy resident: "you haven’t seen nothin' till you see a clowns head caved in by a boulder!" --Monkeyhuffer 08:46, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

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