User:Miramira/UnNews:Holy Shit! Yeltsin is dead!

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Holy motherfucking shit, Boris Yeltsin in dead! Boris, 73, died after Chechen terrorists knowning of his weak liver kidnapped him and took him to Las Vegas for a 1 week suicidal drinking bender.

However now Yeltsin is dead the Vatican fears he may try to restore democracy to Heaven considering God is an asshole.

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