User:MiniOreo

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Dialing… Verifying username and password… Shit! This user contributes using dial-up! This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) This user is ARR-some! Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

Here's what we're all waiting for:

Time till Mahmoud Ahmadinejad turns us all into nuclear dust:

'cuz once we're all blown up we won't be able to NCMO around any more!