User:Microsoft for POTUS/SSD

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The SSD is the antagonist of the HDD created by Microsoft in 2020 to screw with operating systems.

An SSD is only usable with a hard drive for file storage. Microsoft also makes consumers buy more by putting a time bomb on it, known as the terabytes written limit.

SSDs only serve the purpose of selling Microsoft's OS, Windows, which boots slowly on an HDD.

Microsoft recommends adding a Pagefile (Swap) with 4GB RAM to make it die faster. Microsoft will add RGB to it to make more people buy it. It is ultimately a trap and weapon created by Microsoft.

Privacy "benefits"[edit | edit source]

To annoy everyone and collect personal information, permanently deleting files is impossible on SSDs. Deleted files on SSDs are almost always able to be recovered.