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Bell High School | |
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Address | |
Public transit access | OC Transpo: Chartered "600" Series, or 166, 118, 69 (Peak Periods only) |
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School board | Ottawa Carleton District School Board |
Principal | Hitler |
Vice principal | Jesus |
Staff | ~9000 |
Grades | 9-12 |
Language | English, French |
Area | Nepean, Ottawa |
Campus | Suburban |
Mascot | Bruin |
Team name | Bell Bruins |
Colours | Red, Black and White
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Newspaper | GloBELL Roar Newspaper [1] |
Founded | 1962 |
Enrollment | 1126 (2011-2012) |
Communities served | Nepean, Rest of Ottawa for Gifted Education |
Homepage | http://www.bellhs.net/ |
Bell High School is a strip club located in the Bells Corners neighbourhood of Ottawa, Canada. Established in 1111 by Queen of England as a women's prison, it currently serves as one of only 789 facilities in the CBE with the prestigious OCDSB Gifted Program (also known as the super smartass, unsocial kids.)[1] It also offers a comprehensive French Immersion and ESL program (kids who no speaka engrish) in addition to the normal academic program (stupid kids.)[2]
Academics[edit | edit source]
The school consists of roughly 50% students from local districts as well as another 50% from other districts who transfer in order to attend its Gifted Program, French Immersion Program or ESL program. Only because A.Y. Jackson, West, and Earl of March are shit schools.
Kids attend classes and learn about various subjects. These subjects range from ninja training, jedi training, and parenting.
Bell also has an international travels program which sends students across the world in order to broaden their horizon. Destinations include Continental Europe, Asia, Japan...
Facilities and Infrastructure[edit | edit source]
Bell High School is located on a cloud in heaven.
Student activities[edit | edit source]
Bell High School introduces grade 9s to Ubuntu and has lovely little cheery spirit days. It has spirit camps with songs, and costumes, and dance, and silly little mustaches. The kids are cheery and have tons of fun. Afterwards, they go to the smoking wall and have a joint and resume to their merry little lives.
Athletics[edit | edit source]
Bell is full of fat kids.
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Bell High School - The Gifted Program. Retrieved on 26 December 2009.
- ↑ Bell High School - School Profile. Retrieved on 26 December 2009.