User:Meteshjj/Crazy People

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Oprah[edit | edit source]

I like cheese


Look at those potatoes













Tom Cruise[edit | edit source]

"Dear Tom Cruise, Your lack of belief in the existence of clinical depression tells me one thing: you didn’t spend $10. to see War Of The Worlds. If vitamins can possibly help me out of this spiraling funk, please let me know which ones. Dinos? Pebbles? Freds? Please, I’m crying out for help." - Alton Brown, Food Network host of Good Eats and Iron Chef America

How do you like them apples, Tommy?-- Meteshjj My bologna has a first name, it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!! 08:37, 17 March 2007 (UTC)


Insanity!!
Proof that Tom Cruise is out of his freakin' mind!