User:Metalguitar666

	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
	This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
	Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are METALHEADS101?

Welcome to Metalhead666's channel. The only real Heavy Metal userpage on Uncyclopedia.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

My Contributions

• Yngwie Clones
• Why?:Metalheads HATE Fashioncore Fags
• Jam Band (an article that I've edited)

Templates

Here are some templates that I have made by myself. If you want to copy it, then go to edit, copy, and paste on the articles/user pages.

• Template:Yourarticlesucks
• Template:Whore